husband falls asleep in church

Yesterday, 09:02 AM Location: Western South Dakotahusband falls asleep in church A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, "Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I'll nod to you as a signal to poke him.". The woman agrees to the plan.
So Sunday rolls around and sure enough, good old Mr Jones nods off again. The priest notices and asks, "Who is our saviour?" then nods to Mrs Jones. She pokes her husband, and he wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!".
The priest, pretending to be impressed, says, "Very good!".
A full three minutes later, Mr Jones is asleep again. The priest again notices, and asks, "What is the name of Jesus' father?" before nodding at Mrs Jones again.
She pokes her husband, who screams, "GOD!" at the top of his lungs.
The priest again congratulates Mr Jones on his alertness and continues with the sermon.
However, during the sermon, he begins nodding enthusiastically, which Mrs Jones mistakes for a poking signal.
The priest then says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she gave him his 99th child?" the priest nods.
The mistaken Mrs Jones pokes her husband, and he shouts, "If you poke that ****ing thing into me one more time, I'll snap it in half and shove it up your arse!". __________________
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sprue cutter handle falls off

Boolit Bub Join DateMay 2012LocationWestlake Village, CAPosts30

Hi,
On my Lee 6 cavity. Should I glue it? Tried wedging, wood very cheap and soft. V. annoying. Any suggestions appreciated.
Cheers,
C.

Boolit Buddy Join DateFeb 2013Posts54

Mine is doing the same thing. I took a small hammer and smacked it on the tail end to drive the handle on further to hope it would hold in place, but I thin I am going to drill a small hole close to the metal ring and place a machine screw thru it so it dosen't slip off any more.

I had a wood grip slipping on one of my Lee 2 cavity moulds. I took it off and smeared some JB Weld on it and it never moved again.

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore

yep glue it.
the jb weld works, as does that putty you break a piece off and mash it around.
they help fill in the sloppy too so the handles don't wiggle around.

it's all an educated guess,,,, till the trigger is pulled.

the more i find out about shootin boolits, the more it contradicts everything i ever learned about shooting jaxketed.

Silicone caulk does a good job as well. I'm at the point that I pull the handles and caulk them back on before I use them the first time.

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