An oldie, but still a chuckle

Yesterday, 05:38 AM A little boy comes down to breakfast.
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> Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
> "Not yet," said the little boy
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> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
> kicks a chicken.
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> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
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> He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
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> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
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> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
> my cereal?" he asks.
>
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
> any eggs for a week.
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> I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
>
> I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You
> gonna tell him or should I?"





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